Jesus!!!

Someone is playing Jesus.....bloody hell

http://img160.exs.cx/img160/7789/desmondsim7wt.jpg

My Virgin Flash Clip

after much "intensive" training.... managed to come up with some "interactive" Flash clip

hahaha ...mi virgin work...

http://img89.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img89&image=flight7zm.swf

apologise for the poor art....esp the STICKMEN!!!!

I Just Want BANG BANG BANG!!!

Long time nvr update blog liao... :look across the room:

Just create this out of fun in the school (luckily no teacher) :P

.. pls don be offended if u are a gal >_<"

http://img151.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img151&image=bangbangbang0na.swf

Mid-Night Drive with Buddies

Today, a group of young men, age 18-19 were to do something they had never experienced before, something they will not forget…

Enuff of crap, actually it’s just night driving. Hanny borrow car from his brother for one week, and suddenly he wanna drive us around and ask revenant to drive out oso (from his laobei). as usual, DCNT peeperld - alive, desolated, desmond, hanny, jits, junberg, memeto and revenant whack one time hard hard to enjoy the moment of their youth.

[JunberG's Heroics]

this is the first time i tackle this feat... this will by far the longest blog i ever typed... will i be able to complete this task.... am i garang enuff ..to join the army..wahahahaaha

[Let's Get It Started!]

12am : play stealth mode game, sneak out when parents not alert...
12.15am : meet revenant and alive, went to chua chu kang to find the CCKers.

[Altis]

revy rev-up pro-up +1 skillz damn zai and stable... speed when there's a str8 road, drift when there's a curve road (this can onli happen in other country's or nfsu). but anyway, the Toyota Altis was damn shiok to ride in...esp the songs..whoohoo~~ damn shiok... all english!!! AH HA!! Alive KANA!!!. veri spacious and quiet. truly indeed a family car. with revy's exprience and junberg's knowledge, reached the first destination shortly

12.30am : reached cck, outside memento's .. for the first time... i was exposed to the "truth" of toyota's starlet. i remember wad desy sim was saying when i asked him how does it look like.... "i tell you...this car can fit in two peeperld...even thou it's 4 sitter..." i guess u all know wad it means...and how it looks like... if you still don noe...then i guess u are either mentally retarded or plain stupid...(i was like....wad the fuck...)

so...2 cars.. i mean...1 and a 1/2 were parked by the roadside...somehow 8 peeperlds gather together around the Altis and not the starlet...(i wonder why sial...) however, revenant seem to like that manual starlet...hahaha...can drift and drag...lol

(ps : while i'm typing this shiat...mi eyes were on the tv...chan 8 11pm show... truth or dare sixth storey..nice farking show)

After much admiration and symathy, we head to the nearest multi-carpark to test out the cars..

[Hanny's Heroics and Starlet's Glory]

1) the starlet can onli be describe with three words... nearly old school...becoz the gears were not on the steering wheels.. when he drive can see he is using alot of strength. definitely need lotsa skillz when controlling it...just like AE-hachick ruko..wahahahah...

2) certified to own one AE-hachick ruko ...don believe? go sit in that car :smile:

3) up the multi-storey carpark first slope...the starlet died halfway...the car roll back...died twice

1am : gather at roof access... switch cars and test drive...everyone take turn to drive...most tired the half clutch with starlet on slope... jits drive like hellrider...knnbccb while memento drive cautiously..

.. first time learn parking and driving with an auto car... WOOT! made too much noise in the middle of the night...zao lang!!!

2am : head to bukit timah... halfway lost sight of the starlet~ ate indian rojak + sound recording.. after that revenant borrow key from hanny and drive around... desmond oso drive around with revy's altis http://img160.exs.cx/img160/701/junberganddestan6qe.jpg

[desmond's heroics]

dedicate this to him as he was our chauffuer...we appreciate it

3am : left for west coast. junberg, alive, desmond, memento (all lightweight peeperld) were in altis. jits and desolated were in the back seat of the starlet...we tinking whether the car will wheelie.....we giggle abit ..dare not laugh..

reached west coast..

[Fun]

-climbed the rope tower...everyone rest on the net and chit chat in the middle of the tower...

-alive's G-dian kerna shifted.

-played smaller version of the flying fox/swing.. everyone's balls got squeezed... mine nearly crushed

-play like mad... all chiong until bo lat...left for the toilet to check status of balls...

5 plus am :

-all damn shag... still head for east coast... chiong highway.. alive CMI slept like dead log.. head nearly dropped.

-reached... all watched the sea as the cold sea wind blew across us..

-went to find toilet again (alive bladder control system problem) but found something instead!!

--> http://img56.exs.cx/img56/3516/art7rd.jpg steam ah!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!

nearly 6 in da morning -_-" ... finally all decide to head home to ZzzzZZZz... trying to figure out how to go woodlands from east coast... revenant studied the streetdirectory for quite some time and then close book...i tot he noes liao...he turn to mi and say :" anyhow go lah..." i lost hope and was thinking of goin to the nearest mrt station and wait for the first train.

[Revenant's Heroics]

ps: if i nvr dedicate this...he would not send me home :cry:

so we left and head for ECP exit > suntec > Sim Lim square > serangoon > amk (put alive as usual dead log) > last stop Woodlands.. (imagine the petrol used...and the number of traffic lights we encouter)

Respect for revenant as his zai-ness was well maintain all the while.. thanks to the mp3 player and bluapankt... still veri concentrated and focus... lucky nvr dozed off while driving ah boh tml newspaper sure got us (CHOI!!!)

sent mi to the door front... sun already rise up... 6.40am...

Finally!!!!! FINISHED!!! wahahahahaha !!! drop dead at house door step...

Special thanks to Hanny, Revenant, Desmond for the safe ride.

(Hanny: gum sia for the pix :wink:)

Check Up/Down

Today is a special day, a day where i would skip school with a "valid excuse", a day where i would tink of alphabet A to E, a day where i would make an important decision on whether to cut or not to cut ( >_< )", this day.... is the day my buddies and i go for pre-enlistment medical checkup.

11pm : revenant, desolated, memento, alive, jits and junberg fall-in at Tiong Bahru for brunch. revenant-tempura ramen, desolated-sama sama, memento-hokkien mee, jits-sama sama, alive-expensive milo + bao peh..i mean bo pia, junberg-liang tau hu.
12pm : left for CMPB...stopped by two fierce guard at the gates...proceed to the main building...

[Photo taking session]

everyone wear the army uniform to take pix, everyone gave a serious face...but after the gitch-jiee sound, would show relag face and joke. the professional photographer uncle even joke with us...:"u all will smile all the way thru NS..." alot alot of hidden meaning in this line... i began to worry..

[the waiting]

12.25pm: proceed to the reg-counter, saw a quite chio receptionist..cute and rossy checks. she tod us to wait as the checkup would start at 1pm. we had no choice but to wait. during this period, saw some peeperld with funny fucktup hair, haha sure cannot take picture ..."AH HA KANA...need to come back again!!~" ..we wait for 1pm to come...

[It began...]

Filled up some forms, seems simple but veri troublesome...need to tink hard, afterwhich proceed to first station...audio test. i remember that desy sim fail this station...got hearing problem...wahahaha ..i wan to laugh ..but after goin in and see the equipments...i can onli giggle..went thru the test with little diffuculty...i was wondering...wtf happen to desy sim...how the hell he can fail such a stupid test...i guess he was thinkin whether to pick up the soap or not all the time. haha i laugh out loud in the end..

went to test urine and blood...sprayed the paper strip with holy water...then the MO poke mi middle finger...and squeeze every single drop of the blood....i try not to look at mi finger.. woot...

went to check mi teeth... the fat MO talk like sissy gay...damn fussy...haha yelled at alive..he tulan... asked mi to wait outside after mi dental check... the others went ahead... i sense something not right...memento oso kana... man~ then went inside a room...bite one plastic piece...then order mi to stay still for 1min (-__-)! ...knn chua tio... i damn scared... close mi eyes as the equipment scan mi head... can feel the side effect afterwards..(jk :x)

x-ray chest and test eye sight....then went to...

[Bao Peh...to cut or not to cut]

stripped down to boxers...damn cold...wad desy sim said was right....balls were freezing...while waiting for the body inspection, revenant were pondering whether cut or not to cut, junberg oso worry... if cut, the wrapper will be taken off the lollipop forever...no fun anymore... jits die die not cutting if there's a need... seems that the wrapper is impt to him.

when called for our number, each of us went in...revenant went in and came out within 2mins... a time record... we will surprised!!! "NEED TO CUT OR NOT?".... "NO NEED...he nvr ask mi to pull back..." wah lan!!! damn heng....revenant get to keep his wrapper!! then mi turn... the MO say i got slight flat feet...i chua tio!! BO KO LENG! then ask mi to squat...i chio tio again!! wait he lap mi from behind... luckily mi backdoor got lock.. then ask mi cover and *hmph* *hmph* cough...then ask mi to go out....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he nvr ask mi to CUT!! wah....mi wrapper is safe and sound. i felt like shouting ARLOW PEEPERLD at that time...

(ps: the stretching exercise during these few months paid off well :x )

[over the tide]

the computer quiz was already when mi check was over... nabeh need to come another day... sianz manz.. went to book another date ..hai~ went to eat at Bukit Merah hawker centre...the drink stall auntie gave free tissues for buying the drinks...nice sial ... SUDDENLY ...it reminds mi of one nice song, like top 10 hits......

[one dollar, one dollar, 3 for one dollar...

uncle, auntie bang wo mai tissue paper hao mah?~

one dollar, one dollar, 3 for one dollar!!~]

-----Courtesy of the One-Dollar auntie------

nvr fails to impress mi even after hearing it at many corners in singapore...like woodlands, tampaines, funan it mall etc...

[Memento's Chun Guang Zha Xie - Full Monty]

head to Queensway SC... memento went to try shorts.. little that he noes that the changing room was not cover completely... can see the KKJ damn clearly from the mirror...wahahahahah!!! ...then the gal sitting was looking at memento's changing corner's direction wahahahaah ..... i guess she was fantasicing already... STEAM AH!

[Shack...]

got veri tired as we walk...went Ikea to look around... play and joke....saw desolated how he miss the basket. damn paiseh...hahahaha ...

ate at the nearby hawker centre....saw a quite chio gal helping out at thr satay stall...woot!! rare sight in this kind of places... desolated was wondering how the makeup wont drop/wear off ...ha we oso tink veri hard hard...until the mushroom head oso hard hard... :blush:

went home...where i would unite with mi new mattress... with vibration mode.. ...SHIOK X 100% ~

Crush the Waves

today damn song...coz after school we the bubbledreamers, Collin aka revenant, Jit aka Jits, Alex aka maid-abuser ( =x ), Qunxiong aka aLiVe, hanwei aka Hanny, Gavin aka desolated and me aka JunBerG... set on a journey to swim at Jurong East swim complex.. tuff sial..

3.00pm : reached Chinese Garden...when to buy bread. the Prime Deli auntie tok cock wif us.. Jits spill out some jelly...hahah that auntie really bhb...after eating and drinking...we reach our final destination...just when it starts to drizzle...knnbccb everytime liddat one

3.30pm : already start to rain..but we still hack care...die die must swim ..
[the cheapskate chap pa lang peeperld's technique]
nabeh... we reached the ticket machine.. hanny str8 away hit 7 seniors citizen tix.. wahaha.. we just act blur then take out money put put..then act blur go in....even thou the lifeguard there ...so this is one way to safe money... esp when it is raining..
(ps : actually paying children fare would be better since many of us already Airline Budget liao... i mean Budget Airline)

4.00pm : everyone jump into the pool liao... left desolated...the onli one wif pants...haha we wait until the lifeguard no looking...str8 jump inside... swam alot of laps ..i trains mys butterflys strokes ...swims for 25m sials...then farker fang say i look like someone drowning... nabehs... must master the art of butterflies mans..

[Jits's Heroics]

chiong alot of laps thru and fro...nabeh fuckin chiongster sial, swims like energizer.. cheebye nvr say stop one...keeps on goin.. i swim until hey hey chuan liao he still goin... respect for this tuff guy..

[tiko pehs heroics]

after swims alot alot of laps..we played the slide...woot..fun... everyone of us yell out before sliding down... and again revenant skid the furthest and gabin the newcomer hit the slide with a huge impact...causing tsnami...

went to the jacuzzi...saw 3 gals with power pack figure... hanny saw one and name her "Fuji-apple" wahahahaha....everyone of us lock on our target at the 3 little lambs....muahahahaaa. saw the lambs goin to the waves...a pack of wolves trail behind them...waiting to pounce on the preys.. just when the waves start to come..hanny and JunBerG head towards thier direction.. and start to play wif the waves while the eyes were stick to them..

the waves damn powderhul for us... kept drinking the salted chlorine holy water... waves keep pushing us back... at this moment...suddenly the 3 lambs were just next to mi.... (to be continued in JunBerG's heroics..stay tune)

[JunBerG's Heroics...sidetrack from the Tiko Pehs Heroic]

Arlow Pee Perld!!! muahahahaaa...don noe how ..but the 3 girls were just behind mi... woot! One Wave came and Suddenly mi back rubbed something smooth and tender (for mulitple times)... wahaha ...the white color's bacK!!! SHIOK AH!!! ...hanny saw mi...and wanted to try...but he nos skillz... wrong timing...hahahaha... then another wave came again...this time mi back and arm rubbed the mixed color's back....i nearly cum in the water... lucky/bastard mi ;) ... (just when u tink things wont happen in real life....accidents do happen..)... back to the main story...

(ps: nearly landed mi in jail again....nabeh....)

[back..]

so after JunBerG's lucky exprience...it was time for hanny...but he hit once...nt... then i saw qunxiong head submerged in the water... i look in his direction where his eyes were....and saw the Fuji-Apple....i submerged oso...then found something special!!... so farker fang was all the while loooking at the August 8th moon.. wahahah somemore bouncing with every step...just then the wave stopped....all crowd seem to disappear suddenly....along with the 3 lambs...

we went back to the deep pool...and swims agains...this time we saw the 3 lambs again....seems they are good swimers...esp the white one (woot!!) ....lol hanny wanna head into thier direction they were swimin...but he too wols!!....hahaha damn paiseh..

after they left...we lost the mood... and went to change..and eat at our fav hawker centre

[Jits's Durain Incident]

saw one uncle peddaling durains around the hawker ... haha Jits saw and his temptation island start again!! selling 3 for 10 dollar...Jits ask for one...uncle say 4 bucks...wah lan....i tot 3.40 ...uncle damn cunning....the durain quite sweet and aromatic...shiok lah...

tuff day for tuff peeperld..we went home and i am typing at this recap shit...body still got the freaking chlorine smell...fingers got durain smell...(ah..nice)

Criminal Day

today nearly committed two crimes

first one... http://img78.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img78&image=bear9er.swf ... i managed to draw back ..avoiding trouble..

second one -- today nearly committed a crime at lecture which may land mi in jail... nuff said... don wish to go into it anymore...

now -- trying to wash away mi sins with this --> http://img95.exs.cx/img95/5082/P1010310.jpg

AH LEY LU YA! Amithaba!

TUFF

Tuff for Two Days...

Friday : swims at Yio Chu Kang swimming complex... rumoured Gay Swimming Pool..
1) swim alot of laps
-Jits stamina alot alot... whack alot of laps non-stop..nvr drink
-try butterfly... i oso....act tuff ... can onli do a few strokes
-alex stay one corner walk in the water.... haven master the art of coming up from the water to breathe... try veri hard... drink alot
-Qx oso try ..but better... drink a few
-Collin whack froggy alot of laps... drink some
-JJ whack different different style...drink some
2) swims halfway rain come... got thunder + lightning... all went for cover...
-one guy wanna act tuff... still swim in the pool... lifeguard blow whistle blow alot of time...he cannot hear ...in the end one volunteer go ask him come up... haha the guy act blur..
3)went Junction 8 after swims...walk ..rest...look...rest....walk...
wait 1 hour for VIP at Ajisen Ramen... waiters keep buzzing us...Qx cannot take it... Jit laugh..Alex stone...same as Collin... all damn tired..
-ate ramen...veri shiok and hot and salty....veri full
4) go home rest awhile str8 away stomach ache...toilet time

todays: wake up and toilet time again... Ajisen Ramen is causing a havoc ....fuck it..die die don eat there...kerna ban..
- go soccer, lots of action, lots of goals, lots of misses, lots of diving, lots of rambak
-keeper for most of the time...dulan
-go up score abit.... abit shiok
-go home rest

"Doo baa doo baa doo baa di doo"

"I don't like the look of it"

http://img53.exs.cx/img53/1469/99-beware.jpg

wahahahahaha....

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