Check Up/Down

Today is a special day, a day where i would skip school with a "valid excuse", a day where i would tink of alphabet A to E, a day where i would make an important decision on whether to cut or not to cut ( >_< )", this day.... is the day my buddies and i go for pre-enlistment medical checkup.

11pm : revenant, desolated, memento, alive, jits and junberg fall-in at Tiong Bahru for brunch. revenant-tempura ramen, desolated-sama sama, memento-hokkien mee, jits-sama sama, alive-expensive milo + bao peh..i mean bo pia, junberg-liang tau hu.
12pm : left for CMPB...stopped by two fierce guard at the gates...proceed to the main building...

[Photo taking session]

everyone wear the army uniform to take pix, everyone gave a serious face...but after the gitch-jiee sound, would show relag face and joke. the professional photographer uncle even joke with us...:"u all will smile all the way thru NS..." alot alot of hidden meaning in this line... i began to worry..

[the waiting]

12.25pm: proceed to the reg-counter, saw a quite chio receptionist..cute and rossy checks. she tod us to wait as the checkup would start at 1pm. we had no choice but to wait. during this period, saw some peeperld with funny fucktup hair, haha sure cannot take picture ..."AH HA KANA...need to come back again!!~" ..we wait for 1pm to come...

[It began...]

Filled up some forms, seems simple but veri troublesome...need to tink hard, afterwhich proceed to first station...audio test. i remember that desy sim fail this station...got hearing problem...wahahaha ..i wan to laugh ..but after goin in and see the equipments...i can onli giggle..went thru the test with little diffuculty...i was wondering...wtf happen to desy sim...how the hell he can fail such a stupid test...i guess he was thinkin whether to pick up the soap or not all the time. haha i laugh out loud in the end..

went to test urine and blood...sprayed the paper strip with holy water...then the MO poke mi middle finger...and squeeze every single drop of the blood....i try not to look at mi finger.. woot...

went to check mi teeth... the fat MO talk like sissy gay...damn fussy...haha yelled at alive..he tulan... asked mi to wait outside after mi dental check... the others went ahead... i sense something not right...memento oso kana... man~ then went inside a room...bite one plastic piece...then order mi to stay still for 1min (-__-)! ...knn chua tio... i damn scared... close mi eyes as the equipment scan mi head... can feel the side effect afterwards..(jk :x)

x-ray chest and test eye sight....then went to...

[Bao Peh...to cut or not to cut]

stripped down to boxers...damn cold...wad desy sim said was right....balls were freezing...while waiting for the body inspection, revenant were pondering whether cut or not to cut, junberg oso worry... if cut, the wrapper will be taken off the lollipop forever...no fun anymore... jits die die not cutting if there's a need... seems that the wrapper is impt to him.

when called for our number, each of us went in...revenant went in and came out within 2mins... a time record... we will surprised!!! "NEED TO CUT OR NOT?".... "NO NEED...he nvr ask mi to pull back..." wah lan!!! damn heng....revenant get to keep his wrapper!! then mi turn... the MO say i got slight flat feet...i chua tio!! BO KO LENG! then ask mi to squat...i chio tio again!! wait he lap mi from behind... luckily mi backdoor got lock.. then ask mi cover and *hmph* *hmph* cough...then ask mi to go out....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he nvr ask mi to CUT!! wah....mi wrapper is safe and sound. i felt like shouting ARLOW PEEPERLD at that time...

(ps: the stretching exercise during these few months paid off well :x )

[over the tide]

the computer quiz was already when mi check was over... nabeh need to come another day... sianz manz.. went to book another date ..hai~ went to eat at Bukit Merah hawker centre...the drink stall auntie gave free tissues for buying the drinks...nice sial ... SUDDENLY ...it reminds mi of one nice song, like top 10 hits......

[one dollar, one dollar, 3 for one dollar...

uncle, auntie bang wo mai tissue paper hao mah?~

one dollar, one dollar, 3 for one dollar!!~]

-----Courtesy of the One-Dollar auntie------

nvr fails to impress mi even after hearing it at many corners in singapore...like woodlands, tampaines, funan it mall etc...

[Memento's Chun Guang Zha Xie - Full Monty]

head to Queensway SC... memento went to try shorts.. little that he noes that the changing room was not cover completely... can see the KKJ damn clearly from the mirror...wahahahahah!!! ...then the gal sitting was looking at memento's changing corner's direction wahahahaah ..... i guess she was fantasicing already... STEAM AH!

[Shack...]

got veri tired as we walk...went Ikea to look around... play and joke....saw desolated how he miss the basket. damn paiseh...hahahaha ...

ate at the nearby hawker centre....saw a quite chio gal helping out at thr satay stall...woot!! rare sight in this kind of places... desolated was wondering how the makeup wont drop/wear off ...ha we oso tink veri hard hard...until the mushroom head oso hard hard... :blush:

went home...where i would unite with mi new mattress... with vibration mode.. ...SHIOK X 100% ~