Crush the Waves

today damn song...coz after school we the bubbledreamers, Collin aka revenant, Jit aka Jits, Alex aka maid-abuser ( =x ), Qunxiong aka aLiVe, hanwei aka Hanny, Gavin aka desolated and me aka JunBerG... set on a journey to swim at Jurong East swim complex.. tuff sial..

3.00pm : reached Chinese Garden...when to buy bread. the Prime Deli auntie tok cock wif us.. Jits spill out some jelly...hahah that auntie really bhb...after eating and drinking...we reach our final destination...just when it starts to drizzle...knnbccb everytime liddat one

3.30pm : already start to rain..but we still hack care...die die must swim ..
[the cheapskate chap pa lang peeperld's technique]
nabeh... we reached the ticket machine.. hanny str8 away hit 7 seniors citizen tix.. wahaha.. we just act blur then take out money put put..then act blur go in....even thou the lifeguard there ...so this is one way to safe money... esp when it is raining..
(ps : actually paying children fare would be better since many of us already Airline Budget liao... i mean Budget Airline)

4.00pm : everyone jump into the pool liao... left desolated...the onli one wif pants...haha we wait until the lifeguard no looking...str8 jump inside... swam alot of laps ..i trains mys butterflys strokes ...swims for 25m sials...then farker fang say i look like someone drowning... nabehs... must master the art of butterflies mans..

[Jits's Heroics]

chiong alot of laps thru and fro...nabeh fuckin chiongster sial, swims like energizer.. cheebye nvr say stop one...keeps on goin.. i swim until hey hey chuan liao he still goin... respect for this tuff guy..

[tiko pehs heroics]

after swims alot alot of laps..we played the slide...woot..fun... everyone of us yell out before sliding down... and again revenant skid the furthest and gabin the newcomer hit the slide with a huge impact...causing tsnami...

went to the jacuzzi...saw 3 gals with power pack figure... hanny saw one and name her "Fuji-apple" wahahahaha....everyone of us lock on our target at the 3 little lambs....muahahahaaa. saw the lambs goin to the waves...a pack of wolves trail behind them...waiting to pounce on the preys.. just when the waves start to come..hanny and JunBerG head towards thier direction.. and start to play wif the waves while the eyes were stick to them..

the waves damn powderhul for us... kept drinking the salted chlorine holy water... waves keep pushing us back... at this moment...suddenly the 3 lambs were just next to mi.... (to be continued in JunBerG's heroics..stay tune)

[JunBerG's Heroics...sidetrack from the Tiko Pehs Heroic]

Arlow Pee Perld!!! muahahahaaa...don noe how ..but the 3 girls were just behind mi... woot! One Wave came and Suddenly mi back rubbed something smooth and tender (for mulitple times)... wahaha ...the white color's bacK!!! SHIOK AH!!! ...hanny saw mi...and wanted to try...but he nos skillz... wrong timing...hahahaha... then another wave came again...this time mi back and arm rubbed the mixed color's back....i nearly cum in the water... lucky/bastard mi ;) ... (just when u tink things wont happen in real life....accidents do happen..)... back to the main story...

(ps: nearly landed mi in jail again....nabeh....)

[back..]

so after JunBerG's lucky exprience...it was time for hanny...but he hit once...nt... then i saw qunxiong head submerged in the water... i look in his direction where his eyes were....and saw the Fuji-Apple....i submerged oso...then found something special!!... so farker fang was all the while loooking at the August 8th moon.. wahahah somemore bouncing with every step...just then the wave stopped....all crowd seem to disappear suddenly....along with the 3 lambs...

we went back to the deep pool...and swims agains...this time we saw the 3 lambs again....seems they are good swimers...esp the white one (woot!!) ....lol hanny wanna head into thier direction they were swimin...but he too wols!!....hahaha damn paiseh..

after they left...we lost the mood... and went to change..and eat at our fav hawker centre

[Jits's Durain Incident]

saw one uncle peddaling durains around the hawker ... haha Jits saw and his temptation island start again!! selling 3 for 10 dollar...Jits ask for one...uncle say 4 bucks...wah lan....i tot 3.40 ...uncle damn cunning....the durain quite sweet and aromatic...shiok lah...

tuff day for tuff peeperld..we went home and i am typing at this recap shit...body still got the freaking chlorine smell...fingers got durain smell...(ah..nice)