20th Milestone

Today is a very special day, another milestone had passed. Woah! time sure flies~

Would like to wish JX a.k.a Jian "The Big Show" Xiong a very Happy Birthday



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May 12th

Today is the day where everythings reveals and concludes, my past and my what my future lies ahead of me. It is the day where I will go for Cardiopulmonary checkup, in layman lang - a heart checkup. Not at one by 2 different Hospitals....


[Junji or Junjie?]

Drizzling at Alexandra Hos. Most patients there are around my age... haha must be the kerna from the CMPB checkup. The nurse suddenly called out my name "Mr Ong Jun Ji...." wah lan eh... my name so hard to pronouce meh? I know there's problem with my Malay and Indian and they kept saying Junji (erm...not being racist ah)...but this nurse is a freakin Chinese!!! WTF, the whole room looked at me as if I was a freak...I bet they were thinking who the fuck gave this name to me... coz it sounds freakin too cool to hear!...wahahaha!!! okok cold liao cold liao..

Agu name JUNJIE, if you guys cant pronounce it, please stand behind the yellow line, Hardap berdiri de-blankang garisan kuni. No no...what i mean is just call me JunBerG or JJ...or JiaoJiao...a nick I got it from chalet -___-! (nabuay sibeh freezing liao)

Meanwhile, 3 young female loctors came in, seems like looking for one doctor...lol they look arnd 20-22 nia...then got one look like Lin Jia Xin but shorter version. Her shoulder length hair was tied to a ponytail, and wears a black specs : ) so Kawaii~~
She look just like




The doctor in 50s finally come out and finally, he was the one who correctly say my name!!!....woot went in with him happily ^^


[2 Guys, 3 Girls and 1 Treadmill]

Went in...first thing i saw....was a treadmill! CAN PLAY JACKASS!!! BUT WAIT!!! Something else caught my eyes!! The 3 girl loctor are in the room!!! wahahahaha shiok tio!! Eh?! why my attention went to treadmill first b4 goin to the 3 probation doctors?

"Ok lie down on the bed..." I lay down and the guy doctor asked sorts of questions as he unrolled my shirt and listen to the heart beat...then he ask me to stand up.. pull up my shirt and listen again... wtf... the girl loctors still in this room, chatting away...knn...wanna see my sleek and lean body say lah...don need to act one..

The doctor then speak wif the 3 girl...use very cheem term in thier conversation... agu catch no balls...then the doctor said something which i understand and something which made me drop my jaw... he tell the 3 girls to examine my heartbeat!!! WAH LAN!! MAI ARH NEY LAH!!!~~~

I stunned for 3 secs...

When i came back...the first girl..who looks like Lin Jia Xin stepped forward and pulled my shirt....and touched my heart..........wif her stethoscope -_-! .. My heart was racing faster than any racer in Formula One...

While she was listening to my heartbeat... I notice her name tag.. Ha her name is Ong XXX XXXX. haha same surname!!! I also notice her two reddish pimples on her forehead... As I looked in her eyes, she showed a serious and a keen learning attitude...I was amazed and stunned... for another 5 secs....

After a while the next girl came to examine, wah lan... sibeh paiseh leh... one guy have to let 1 guy and 3 girls to check...how would you feel if that guy is you? I try to look calm but my face veri hot liaoz

The 4 doctors tok again, discuss my symtomes as don noe simi sai..sound quite serious...of coz lah!! Nin Nabeh how can a person produce a normal heartbeat when there's 3 girls examining you!! Buay tahan ..I have nvr been so shy b4 in my whole goin-to-be-20 years of life.


[Zhor Bo Lan]

After the embaressing examination, the nurse at the counter told me to come another day for the scanning of heart...coz too many peeeperld.. knn ...Just Like CMPB...fucktup administration...lan lan...i left the Hospital. Not knowing that there's 4 more hours b4 my next appointment at NUH....sian to the max

nothin to do, went to mac-donalds to read Harry Potter - The Philisopher's Stone whiling enjoying tea ^^ ... relacking sial~
Read until as if i was at the castle sweeping the floor wif a flying broomsticks =_=!


[Treadmill]

Reached NUH at 1pm....waited at the Military Medicine Institution for 2nd appointment...which is to run on treadmill while they monitor your heart beat...this building got special operating lifts...just like Shenton House building.

Continued to read Harry Potter as i waited...continuing my own whole of fantasy...

The Medical Officer came....I changed into my PT attire.... but later he asked to take off the shirt as he paste the sticker onto my body...wah lan machiam i like some mutant... wahaha reminds me of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!! The Medical officer who attended my sibeh friendly, chat almost everyting under the sun while i was jeogin on the treadmill...

The radio was quite loud...haha one of the officer even sing out loud, wahahaha the whole place like K-Box sial wahahaha

the jeog finally ended... quite fast... 10mins nia

the doctor examine the report and say everything is fine...I relack alot ..hahah I relieve abit .............at the toilet...hahaha

Quite tired while trying to recall the whole day....well..i go watch mi anime liao...


Sign off

Sentosa Outing

Arlow Peeperld, Emoperld and PeePear!!~ Finally... after much awaited time (due to delay of photos) ...I will reveal/disclose all the outings, gatherings as well as sessions (if u know wad i mean :P ) to all my friends, buddies and more peeperlds... hope these memories we made will last in our heart forever : )

Without any further a-do... let's recap what happen at Sentosa outing last last Sunday (Labour Day) ....[flash-back]

-- Labour Day aka Sentosa Outing Day --

Wah nin na....ok ok so its labour day.... picked the wrong day to go as it seemed half the population of singapore is going to the same destination as us -__- .. sian 1/100 . The moment I stepped into the Mrt, saw almost everyone in their beach wear, even grandmade and grandparder .. i'm sure u can str8 away guess where they are heading to...

Arrived, went to hawker eat b4 heading there... suddenly thought of buying bitch volleyball, went to a shop selling beach wear, woot! surprised to see 2 chio and sporty bu. However 5 guys totally ignored the two kawaii promoter when offered help, i tink they too shy to ask the girls (eh...i was in the group!! :x ) . Waited for boss to make decision, Mr Collin. In the end bought one @ 40 bucks. Regreted buying the moment we stepped out of the shop...Hai~~~

Took a bus to the island, encountered some miss-communication wif singnet sim, waited for him to come. Suddenly, saw a guy in jeans from far...wearing shoes to sentosa beach, he came. Finally... 10 peeperld have come together, namely (in aphabetic order), alex, collin, desmond tan/sim, gabin, hanny, jits, junberg, shihui and Sumathi. (PS: all the while i was damn eager to type Sumundala...coz it sound cool)

Wah kao..4 para parasukra still haven go into main plot...chao...okok er..so..."Tuo Diao Tuo DIao!!" we took off our clothes and crash the waves...but wait!! b4 that we applied banana boat oil.. always remember to apply b4 goin anywhere under the sun. Banana Boat...Your Best Choice for the Sun-Tanking Lotion. Avrilable in all 7-11 and departmental stores. Consult loctor if allergic appears.


[Chapter 1 : Lets get the Party Started]

Shiok sial.. played volleyball...10 peeperld.....that means.. 5 ON 5!!! CHAIRLEARN!!!! wahahahaah!! played like fucking newbies, sibeh laukui, lausai, lau di kor. the ball hit to them nvr come back, nabeh see liao damn embarrassing man. Fortunately, we are sporting peeperlds, continued to play and eventually there was some momentum going on... and lets review the best moments during this intensive volleyball action...lets take a look at our VCR

[2005 DCNT Volleyball Awards]

lets annouce the winner in each category

Best Reaction Player : Gavin Teo Tao Bieo, Teo Buay Bieo, Buay Sai, Lit Wee and Toto, erm only one person.

Best Humour Award : Sumathi aka Sumundala for saying "wait! i got the ball! Opps!" and "Okie! I'm gonna get it! Opps" and "Opps I did it again"

Best Team Spirit : Collin Yeos, Desmond tan and Jit ki small umbrella. Great communication between the Trio.

Best Ball Picker : JunBerG, for diving into sea to fetch balls

and Here are some special awards for the following....

Weakest link Award : Alex, always hitting the ball outside

White-est skin Award : Hanny the korean guy

Most Daring Player : Desmond Sim aka Singnet Sim, the only player who dares to wear swimming trunks while others in shorts.

Caught Red Handed Player : JunBerG for the only player wif red and swollen hands...nao hia eh..

We will now annouce the MVP award, and it goes to....none other than LIAN SHI HUI!!!!



[Chapter 2 : Beck to Normal]

The sun was good, the seawater is warm at the shore and cool when we went further out.. swim alot alot. swam from one side to another side.. shiok sial~ Meet some stupid white kids on the yellow platform, knn refused to let us go up... jits wanna go up oso kerna pull hair wahahahaah!! all running out of strength liao... no choice but to swim back to shore... fucking foreigners...fuck off from singapore, this is Singapore, and that yellow platform belongs to Singaporeans... nao hia eh... they tink america has take control of the world? tink carefully white kid...

continue to swim...came across the bridge... jits the tiko kia was waiting for some up-skirt views... wahaha only to kerna sand and dirt dropped from them wahahah!! decided to swim back to the yellow platform again, and this time is a long and tiring journey... i hid a water bottle in mi shorts, thinking it will help mi to float abit... in case i kerna leg cramp...the worst situation u can be in....

woot! climbed to the quite empty platform... wahaha the yellow thingy was shaking violently and jits and desy sim was trying to get up... then suddenly jits decided to try diving from the spot... woot! nice one... suddenly the next idiot wanted to try....KERNA!!! PIAK!!! wahahah chest red red.... Desy Sim even slipped when diving wahahaha!!! One by one all try all kerna....except for the smart one or humjit kia...who kept laughing and rolling on the platform.

(Qns : who is the smart and humjit one.... izzit A. Collin B. Des Tan C. Hanny D. JunJie sms the answer and send to 723888)


[Chapter 3: Endless Rain]

Just when we were at the platform...raindrops starts to fall... decided to head back, and once again One by One dive into the sea....onli to hear their screams when they float upwards...soon the rain starts to get heavier. Shihui and Sumundala already went home, much to our surprise... as they left without saying...i mean they onli inform hanny and gabin... unable to plead goodbyes to them .. . alright went to change and bath


[Chapter 4 : Full Monty]

Reached the changing room, shocked at first sight wahahaha, some how i had returned to the olden days... where there were open air showers.... saw lots of snakes and dinosaurs in the bushy jungle. no time to waste...we queued up for the open air showers too :shy:

finally when its about to be mi turn, one indian father holding his naked small son...asked mi of i don mind letting him go first....of coz i dont.... took a while....then when he was about to leave, mother fuck, i dinch noe this father got 3 sons.... knn kerna trick... even the small boy behind mi oso want to jump queue...but luckily his father let mi first.....he heng he let mi arboh his son sure appear on next day newspaper....bloody kiasu singaporeans...rushing and jumping queues...

In the end became the last one to go out...and saw somthing...


[Chapter 5 : NPNT]

here are some peektures (Warning: the following content portrays gore and violence, unsuitable for the weak)

Desmond Tan trying on hanny's shade and trying to act....



Desy Sim



Collin Yeo Yeo Yeo



JunBerG



Boyz in White....



DCNT BoyBand


---- The above content are proudly brought to you with courtesy of Gavin's HP ----

After some intensive photo taking session, the rain gradually stops. Saw a long queue heading back to Singapore, decide to walk along the bridge back... all sibeh hungry, lunkily collin sponsor us with some of these


woot eating these after some exercise really mades my day after all... but we were heading to subway to jiak loti again -_-!!! ...lol first time try....not bad after all... healthy meal after healthy exercise..

All fun comes to an end....a trip to Sentosa ended with lots of fun memories, hopefully theres a next time hahaha